What is the Modern Man Eater Process?
How does Modern Man Eater Work?

Every Schoolboy knows all the Elements
within the Human Body are worth only $4.50.
They don't tell you How to Process out those Elements.

Here is our Typical Process:
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  1. Hair: First the Corpse is entirely Shaven and the Hair collected. Then, via Hydrolysis, the Cysteine is Leeched out, purified, and Converted to the biologically valuable Vitamin L-Cystene.

  2. Blood: All the Blood is Drained, Dried, Collected, Powdered and Encapsulated. These are the best iron-heavy Multi-Vitamin available!

    Next, the Corpse is boiled to remove the meat from the bones.

  3. Bones: The Bones are ground to a fine Powder, mixed with water and an agregator compound and formed into Calcium Tablets.

  4. Meat: All of the remaining flesh is then Freeze-Dried and ground into a protein-intense, powdered nutritional supplement. Suitable for Energy Shakes, spicing up dinner, or mixed into foods such as scrambled eggs or oatmeal.

 
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