Is this Legal?
Well, lets put it this way:
It is legal to have a dead body shipped anywhere in the world that you'd like.
It is legal for us to do what we do in the country we do it in.
Finally, the product we return to you is indistinguishable from similar agricultural or non-controled pharmaceautacal products, thus,
It is legal to be imported back to any country.

Is this Safe?
Absolutely. All of our nutritional supplements are as safe and of the same quality you find on the shelf of your local pharmacy.
(However, use of corpse deaths via Mad Cow Disease, Kuru, etc. are NOT recommended for this purpose).

How do I know the dietary supplements I receive from you is truly who you say it is?
Unlike cremation, Modern Man-Eaters know what they receive is truly their loved one because you can actually have the DNA tested and matched

Why is your service so expensive?
Basically, it is due to the small runs of production we must make. After each person is processed, all machinery is broken down and completely sanitized (so your Grandpa won't ever mix with somebody else's Daughter for example). Large pharmaceutical companies can run their machines for months on end while processing huge amounts of raw material thus reducing each pill's cost.

I didn't really care for my mother, but I really love my dog and would like him to be with me always. Will you make nutritional supplements out of animals other than humans?
Sure. Why not? However, a small dog or cat may not produce enough raw material for a large amount of resulting supplement. One recent client had his pet frozen until he himself passed away and then we mixed the two in processing.

Aren't you condoning/assisting sicko Cannibals like Jeffrey Dahmer?
The C word has connotations with which we do not agree (we prefer the word anthropophagy). However the answer is Yes and No.
Consider this: if Jeff had had a legal, safe way to satisfy his needs without having to harm a single living thing, maybe he would not have hurt anyone.

Can you create custom vitaminic mixes?
Sure. Send us the additives and we'll add it in.

Are you for real? Can I talk to you in person?
Yes and Yes. This year you can visit us at our booths at

    The 2006 Funeral Service Professional Convention
   
    69th Annual National Funeral Directors & Morticians Association Convention

    Convergence Con 2006